The Custard Song

I am indebted to my old chum and colleague Peter Michel for the following gem, handcrafted during a quiet moment of the sub-editorial day.

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The Custard Song


1st verse: 

Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
When you're feeling flustered
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!

2nd verse:

Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard,
Better far than mustard
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!

3rd verse:

Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Goes well on bread crust (hard)
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!

4th verse:

Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!
Here's to good old custard
Never never trust lard
Here's to good old custard
Gulp it down, gulp it down!

 



THE END
 

(C) Custardright Peter Michel 2007, 2008

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