2019 January- June

DAILY DRONE

MEMORANDUM

To: Lord Drone

From: Women’s Department 

CC: the Editor

Date: 04.03.2019

Your Grace,

Is there any chance your lordship could introduce a Forced Hugging Policy on the Daily Drone? We feel that it would enhance our working environment and raise morale on the editorial floor, especially if that hunk Muldoon were involved.

We assure you of our respectful and undivided loyalty at all times.


DAILY DRONE

MEMORANDUM

From the desk of Lord Drone

To: Women’s Department 

From: His lordship’s personal assistant

CC: the Editor

Date: 04.03.2019

His lordship has asked me to inform you that to volunteer for a Forced Hugging Policy on the Daily Drone is, manifestly, an oxymoron and, consequently, your request is denied. Although Lord Drone acknowledges your expression of loyalty, he instructs you to get on with your work.

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