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LONDON
SUNDAY 23 SEPTEMBER 2018
WEATHER: HEAVY RAIN, MAX 12C
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
No one has ever become poor by giving
— Anne Frank
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NASTY FOREIGNERS SLASH OUT
Brussels reacts to
May’s ultimatum
AND AS A RESULT …
CHEQUERS GOES POP
LET’S BE HONEST, THE WHOLE THING IS ...
Such a song and dance
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Oscar-type writers
DATELINE LOS ANGELES: Showbusiness reporters file their copy on typewriters after the Academy Awards ceremony in 1962. That’s how they did it then.
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THERE’S MILES OF SMILES IN THE DAILY DRONE
HAPPY DAY THAT STEVE'S NATALIE SAID … I WOOD
The church was full of happy smiling people last Saturday when photograper Steve Wood’s daughter Natalie married Gordon Ferguson.
Steve is pictured on the right with his wife Sally at the church in Compton, Surrey
Not suprisingly there were some great pictures taken, which can be viewed HERE
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DRONE PHOTONEWS
Expressman Alex Hendry snatches a few words with divorcee Snowdon
CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Express reporter Alex Hendry speaks to Lord Snowdon at the time of his divorce from Princess Margaret in 1978. Screen grab taken from Princess Margaret: The Royal Rebel on BBC2.
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Lookalike
Polished Polish
To those who thought that the ubiquitous writer/actor/director/ musician/comedian Steve Martin had been a tad less ubiquitous of late, shame.
He might not have been on our screens so much but would you if you were, in fact, doubling as the Polish Foreign Minister and were constantly worrying about consonants (let alone continents)?
Some may may think that Jacek Krzysztof Czaputowicz (crazy name, crazy guy etc) has been fulfilling the role. But Drone habitués now know different.
MORE LOOKALIKES
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Cock-up corner
It’s the Duke, caught on camera back in the 70s
There’s a few familiar faces in this pic of the London Evening Standard backbench in, at a guess, the 1970s. In the background gazing into the middle distance is Chris ‘Duke’ Djukanovic, later to become picture editor of the Daily Express.
Seated on the right is Charles Wintour, famed editor of the Standard, and next to him in the striped shirt is Roy Wright, who later became the editor of the Daily Express before disappearing without trace.
PETER STEWARD has filled in the gaps. He writes:
I believe the picture was taken before I joined the Standard (in the long hot summer of 1976) and for some reason I think it was a pre-Budget meeting. At that time the Evening Standard was part of the Beaverbrook empire and housed in Shoe Lane.
As you say, to the left of Charles Wintour is Roy Wright who returned to the Standard while I was there. I think he was deputy editor when Simon Jenkins was fired and Wintour returned for a short time before Lou Kirby arrived and Associated took half a share in the paper.
Seated centre is Bill Sharp, the splash sub.The chap back left in beard and specs is Cyril Raper, who enjoyed a White Shield Worthington. I think he was once chief sub, but during my time there he was like an executive revise sub.
In those days subs sent copy direct to the printers below via a conveyor belt down the middle of the desk and a hole in the floor. The first opportunity to get it revised was when galley proofs arrived upstairs or when the stone sub got a chance to read it.
On the left is the legendary political editor Bob Carvel (with pipe) and Michael King.
Perhaps the person furthest right could be David Henshall.
I left the Standard on December 29 1983 after being kidnapped in the Poppinjay by the sweet-talking Terry Manners. I was working a five-day week as the Standard's chief sub at the time but Terry held out the prospect of a four-night week for more money.
Six months later Mr Manners showed me the way to the escape tunnel (or perhaps he regretted tempting me in the first place) and I left to join the Sunday Express under that dynamic liberal editor Sir John Junor.
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Picture that Andrew Neil lived to regret
Broadcaster Andrew Neil rarely makes mistakes but he made a big one when he posed for a picture in his vest with a luscious lovely. Private Eye magazine has used the photo dozens of times and had a lot of fun with it, much to the chagrin of Mr Neil.
Just remember that the mischief started in 1995 with this piece by the late lamented Daily Express diarist Ross Benson.
Shock as Express titles lose 74 jobs but Mirror staff escape unscathed
REACH, publisher of the Express, Star and Mirror titles, plans to make 74 staff redundant — all of them from Express Newspapers.
Insider reports suggest that the Mirror has escaped unscathed.
The cuts, exclusively forecast in the Daily Drone, aim to make savings of £20million by 2020.
Staff due for the sack will leave the company following a 45-day consultation.
It is unclear how many of the redundancies are editorial but it is known that Reach, which bought the Express and Star titles and OK! magazine in a £200million deal earlier this year, plans to merge back-office departments and advertising sales teams.
Reach, formerly known as Trinity Mirror, also said that it is proposing to close weekly celebrity magazine Star and is in talks with staff. The potential job losses on the magazine are separate from any made on the Daily and Sunday Express and Daily Star and Daily Star Sunday.
Up to £12million of the cost savings will come from editorial redundancies and pooling of content and resources across the titles, the company announced.
As part of the changes, an “internal content feed” serving each title will provide shared coverage of non-exclusive events of the day and back-of-the-book content like book and film reviews.
The company also plans to introduce more collaborative working between the Daily and Sunday Express and the Daily Star and Daily Star Sunday editorial teams.
A Reach spokesperson said: “Our sports desks have been collaborating very effectively in recent weeks, which give us confidence that our plans to share other content will work well. The crossover readership between the titles is very low.
“The aim is to retain as much resource as possible in areas such as politics, exclusive story-breaking, investigations and columnists, which differentiate each of our titles and give them distinctive character.
“We will be making every effort to achieve as much of the required savings as we can through voluntary means.”
Grim faces as staff hear of Daily Sketch closure
The news was shattering for the staff of the Daily Sketch in May 1971 when they learned the paper was closing and was to be merged with the Daily Mail.
There were job losses on both titles but its editor David English kept his and later became a hugely successful editor of the Daily Mail.
The final edition of the Sketch, pictured above, was essentially a wrapper around the new-look Daily Mail, which had just changed from broadsheet to tabloid format.
The Daily Sketch was founded in Manchester in 1909 by Sir Edward Hulton. It was bought in 1920 by Lord Rothermere's Daily Mirror Newspapers, but in 1925 Rothermere sold it to William and Gomer Berry (later Viscount Camrose and Viscount Kemsley).
It was owned by a subsidiary of the Berrys' Allied Newspapers from 1928 (renamed Kemsley Newspapers in 1937 when Camrose withdrew to concentrate his efforts on the Daily Telegraph).
In 1946, it was merged with the Daily Graphic. In 1952, Kemsley decided to sell the paper to Associated Newspapers, the owner of the Daily Mail, who promptly revived the Daily Sketch name in 1953. The paper struggled through the 1950s and 1960s, never managing to compete successfully with the Daily Mirror.
CHRISTOPHER WILSON writes:
I laughed when I saw that picture! From where we sat in the Daily Mail in '71, it seemed as if all those glums listening to that closure announcement kept their jobs — while it was us what got the elbow.
In the 'Night of the Long Envelopes' David English inexplicably got rid of ace Mail staffers including Barry Norman (went to TV and a stellar career), Janet Street-Porter (similar), Ross Benson and James Whitaker. With these last two, Jean Rook came over to the Express, while the other big Mail star, the glorious Sandy Fawkes, went to the pub and stayed there. Jimmy Nicholson came over to the Lubianka too.
English's coup d'etat rightly allowed through such talent as Brian Freemantle, not only a brilliant foreign reporter and desk man but a successful novelist; and many others. Under the editorship of the delightful Arthur Brittenden, one of the last great 'gentleman journalists', the Mail had been coasting and it was time for change. But small fry like me — at 25 only a recent acquisition — got thrown to the wolves in the changeover.
I went to the Sunday Telegraph, then had a spell in TV, before coming like all sensible people back to the Express in 1976, by which time the dastardly English had got the upper hand in circulation terms, although the Mail and Express slugged it out manfully for a good few years after that.
Some — Barry Norman particularly — benefited hugely from being fired to make way for those grumpy-looking Sketch men. Others, like the one-and-only Vincent Mulchrone, simply faded away. Newspapers!
Evening News subs hard at work in 1970s
There are a few familiar faces in this snap of the London Evening News subs bench dating from the 1970s. Lord Drone can identify Russell Forgham on the far left and a bearded and bespectacled Ray Setterfield.
Could that possibly be Barry Edgoose in the left foreground with his sleeves rolled up? In the middle of the pic, facing the camera, is Robin Britcher and to his left is John Stubbs. Simon Lancaster is opposite Setterfield.
That may be Peter Boyer, production editor, on the phone on the backbench and to the left of him is Alan Howell who later became chief sub of the Sunday Mirror. It could be Ron Higham bottom right.
Click pic for larger image.
DRONETUBE
Fleet Street remembered
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STAR TREK PART 5
A STAR IS PORN
In the final part of Jeff Connor’s entertaining history of the early days of the Daily Star in Manchester. He tells the inside story of how the paper fell disastrously into the hands of pornogapher David Sullivan and editor Mike Gabbert
What newspaper howlers literally drive you barmy?
Time-worn clichés, predictable puns, bad spelling and hackneyed writing tend to irritate sub-editors particularly. The Drone’s Grandma of Grammar, CYN TACKS, lists a few of her bête noires HERE. What do you think?
DON JOHNSTON has a few grammatical grumbles too
History in moments
Liberation of Paris, 1944 Picture by Robert Doisneau
STAR TREK PART 4
How a peer’s lies brought down Lloyd
TODAY’S FRONT PAGES
TODAY’S BACK PAGES
TODAY’S CARTOONS
Christian Adams
Peter Brookes
Brian Adcock
Chris Riddell
Christian Adams
Graeme Bandeira
Robert Thompson
Steve Bright
Nicola Jennings
Kim Warp
Bob Moran
Kathryn Lamb
Ralph
Martin Rowson, drawn in 2015
Harvey Schwadron
Kathryn Lamb
Seamus Jennings
Gerald Scarfe
Punch Classic
Classic Giles (1966)
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When we were very young
The faces look familiar to anyone who was on the Daily Express in the 1970s and 80s. But who are these two youngsters? The answers are here
Battersea Power Station 1936
PICTURE BY BILL BRANDT
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Why my trip to interview George was not exactly what the doctor ordered
There were red faces and profuse apologies when TERRY MANNERS visited his friend George Layton, star of Doctor in the House, with photographer John Downing
DRONETUBE
Take me to your reader
Day the long Fleet Street lunch died
COLIN DUNNE, a former feature writer for The Sun and Daily Mirror, has written a superbly nostalgic piece in Press Gazette about the death of the Fleet Street long lunch. It will ring a distinct bell for many readers of the Daily Drone.
Dunne’s story inevitably involves Kelvin (no surname needed) storming around the office trying to get his staff out of licensed premises.
The Drone’s own ASHLEY WALTON has a similar recollection. He reports: Shortly after Kelvin left the Express to edit The Sun I was taking a lunchtime glass in the Wine Press and joined four Sun reporters who were all sitting at the bar with one eye on the window and Bouverie Street.
In the middle of some convivial chat the foursome suddenly fled from their stools and disappeared into the back of the bar. Kelvin came through the door and joined me at the bar.
After about half an hour of picking my brains about life on the Express he stood up to leave. At the door he turned round ... 'Oh by the way can you tell those cunts in the bog to come back to the office.’
I went to the gents, there was no sign of them but four closed doors. Looking underneath the doors, nothing to see, so I shouted: 'He knows you are here!’
The foursome got down from the toilet bowls and fled to the office — but not without finishing their drinks still on the bar.
There was a good deal of late evening merriment going on, too, at around that time, not least at the Mirror.
On one famous occasion chief sub Vic Mayhew rolled back from Barney's about 20 minutes after the last bell to be confronted angrily by night editor Mark Kahn.
'Pissed again,’ said Kahn to Vic.
'Yeh Mark,' said Vic. 'So am I!'
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Bombshell
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August circulations
The free Evening Standard and Metro newspapers were the only UK titles to see a growth in circulation in August, according to the latest ABC figures.
Biggest losers were the Daily Telegraph, down 22 per cent year-on-year and Sunday Telegraph, which dropped by 17 percent.
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Alan Bennett Diaries
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Fleet Street then and now
1899: Carter’s Hair Cutting Saloon, at 17 Fleet Street, London, just opposite Chancery Lane. The facade above the gateway, which leads to Inner Temple, hid the original 17th Century half-timbered front which was subsequently restored.
The first floor of the building comprises Prince Henry’s Room, named for the son of James I. It is one of the few surviving buildings in the City of London dating from before the Great Fire of London in 1666. It is a Grade II listed building.
BELOW: The same building today.
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Hold the front stage! It’s Christiansen the film star
1961: Legendary Daily Express editor Arthur Christiansen demonstrates that as an actor he was a very fine journalist playing himself in the cult sci-fi movie The Day the Earth Caught Fire.
Chris, pictured with Edward Judd who played a maverick reporter (aren’t they all? — Ed), spent most of the time spouting lines like: “Hold the front page!” and “Make it sing and make it a song I like,” (or was that another legendary Daily Express editor?)
The film was based on the Express in its heyday and many shots were filmed in the office and Fleet Street. Behind the scenes there was also rumoured to have been a piquant play within a play starring an Express executive (still there in the seventies) and the luscious female lead Janet Munro, who, after a hard day’s filming, were encountered discussing bold intros and splash heads in the lane behind the Old Bell (mem to Night Lawyer Cocklecarrot: It’s OK: they’re both dead now)
MULDOON
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We think this may be a pic of the Express subs
but could it be the Mail?
This fascinating pic of sub-editors in, at a guess, the 1950s has been taken from the website of Hugh Dawson, who was chief sub and production editor of the Daily Mail for more than 40 years. Hugh, pictured right, died aged 73 on 24 June after a long fight against motor neurone disease. He started in journalism on the sports desk of The Journal, Newcastle, in 1962 and left the Daily Mail in 2010. He also worked on the Hemel Hempstead Post and Echo.
Hugh identified the picture as of the Daily Express. That being the case, we think the man on the far right of the pic is Dan McDonald.
But Rick McNeill, who joined the DX news subs in the 1960s, thinks the picture may be of the Daily Mail newsroom. He said: "Inspecting your fascinating DX subs picture with my Sherlock Holmes © Magnifying Glass, I think the man you ID as Dan McDonald is cutting a copy of the Daily Mail. See masthead. Which leads me to suppose that (a) it is not Dan McDonald but a lookalike, and (b) this is a pic of Daily Mail subs. Did Dan ever work for the Mail?
"Also the room, windows, ceiling lights and clock on the pillar are wrong — the Black Lubyanka subs’ room I joined in the mid-1960s looked nothing like this and was unchanged since at least before the war.
"Maybe the real mystery is why Hugh Dawson mistakenly identified the picture on his website? He was after all Mail chief sub for yonks.
"I’m happy to be proved wrong, however.”
Chris Chalke, an Express news sub in the 1970s, wondered if the picture is in fact of the Daily Express in Manchester. Dan McDonald was a Scot so he could well have worked there before moving down to London.
Chris added: “The skull on the left opposite Dan McDonald reminded me of Ted Hodgson.”
Roger Watkins has his doubts too. "I don’t think that’s the Daily Express. When I moved to Fleet Street from Manchester in the seventies the back bench was parallel to Fleet Street facing north (it later turned 180 degrees when it moved to be closer to the news desk).
"In Hugh’s picture there are windows behind the back bench. For that to be the Express they would have to be on the Shoe Lane wall (where the art desk and reporters were situated when we left the Lubyanka)
"Unlikely, especially when you consider there was a huge supporting pillar (by which the Manchester Desk sat) which would have been in the middle of the subs desk.
"I don’t know much about lookalikes but I think Rick’s right about Dan.”
Last night further forensic examination of the photo throws up more doubts. Could the pic date from the 1930s?
Rick said: "Since when did subs (Mail or Express) ever look so respectfully buttoned up with suits and ties and Ernest Bevin specs? Pre-war I reckon."
What do you think?
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The amazing life of Bain, a fantastic story well told
The idea of launching a public relations company in a desert country where they’d never heard of PR, especially when you couldn’t speak the language and had no experience in that business, might seem more like insanity than entrepreneurial vision. But that’s exactly what former Express sub IAN BAIN did in the United Arab Emirates.
After an understandably shaky start, he built it into one of the biggest consultancies of its kind in the Middle East with clients that included General Motors, Airbus, Intel, Samsung, Emirates Airline and many others.
At the time, Ian was well used to risk-taking, having been a reporter, a merchant seaman, a big-time booze smuggler in India, and Buenos Aires correspondent of the Express and The Economist — all before the age of 24.
How he achieved success without the benefit of an education (he attended nine schools in 10 years and was thrown out at the age of 15 without a single exam pass) is beautifully described in his memoirs, Singing in the Lifeboat, available on Amazon.
Amid a multitude of other adventures, the book relates how Ian battled alcoholism, checking himself into a psychiatric clinic in Dubai where he was shocked to find patients handcuffed to the water pipes, and guards with batons. “It wasn’t the kind of rehab I’d had in mind,” he said.
"I'm grateful to a few of my old Express colleagues who read the manuscript and produced some lovely words for the covers," he added.
"Right now I'm trying to figure out how Amazon's sales charts work. With pre-orders alone, the book hit No 1 in UAE history and No 1 in motor rallying when these subjects are only loosely connected. Of course, that's only on one particular day but not everyone knows that.”
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Bygone London
World’s End, Chelsea 1954
Picture by INGE MORATH
Letter to the Editor of the Daily Express
Dear Sir,
I cannot be the first to express my disapproval of the "new" Daily Express under your editorship. But may I join what I am sure is a swelling chorus of outrage?
I am in the early stages of Alzheimer's and have suffered for years from arthritis and diabetes. Additional to my interest in these disagreeable conditions are my daily concerns about pensions, house prices, statins, extreme weather conditions and the imminent threat of millions of dusky migrants swamping this once sceptred isle.
Thus, I would like to place on record how profoundly unsettled I am at the unwelcome replacement of these topics by real news on the front page of my favourite newspaper, which I have been reading since young Max Aitken (with whom I went to school) acquired the title in 1916.
I fear you may have parted company from the integrity of your mind. Let it not be too long before the link is restored so that your most prominent Page One story — known by you print wallahs, I believe, as the "splash" — can resume normal service.
God save the King.
I remain etc,
A Loyal Briton (rtd)
This letter was written anonymously in green ink by PAT WELLAND and sent to Gary Jones, new editor of the Express.
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DRONE PHOTONEWS
In remembrance of Bob
Bob McGowan was one of the great reporters on the Daily Express. Now, exclusively on the Drone, his widow Pauline has issued some pictures of our esteemed colleague, who died in 2011 aged just 67.
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Memo-ry lane
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NEW SERIES
Drone Mart
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DRONETUBE
Nick Lloyd’s tribute to Jean Rook in 1991
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DRONETUBE
Our man Ashley on ITV news
Ashley Walton out on the Fergie story, early 1990s
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Daily Star Sports Desk 1980
Former Daily Star sub Jeff Connor, pictured front right, sent this snap of the paper’s Sports Desk in Manchester circa 1980 before they moved to new offices.
Pictured, second left, is sports editor Arthur Lamb, to his left is deputy sports editor Gordon ‘Geordie’ Burnett (long departed), the secretary was named Sue. In the background between Gordon and Jeff is the backbench with deputy night editor Chris Davis, later Royston Davis, who went to The Sun, and leaning over him is copy editor Mike Hughes.
Next to Chris is night editor Andy (mine’s a Bell’s and a light ale) Carson, then Ian Pollock. On the extreme left is Jack Ronnie (probably). Also on the backbench is Robbie Addison.
To the left of Chris Davis is Ian Pollack and standing is a guy called Robbie who we think was deputy to editor Peter Grimsditch. Behind secretary Sue is the DS newsdesk. Thanks to Mike Hughes and John Edgley for help in identifications.
Read Jeff Connor’s potted history of Ancoats from 1976 to 1988. ONLY ON THE DRONE!
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Er, back to the drawing board
Maybe the Lib Dems ought to rethink this slogan
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Glasgow, 1948
by Bert Hardy
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Classic Giles (1960)
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Latest Beano
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Latest Eye
Classic Eye (2013)
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One in the Eye
No 103
Volume 15: 1986
THE history of the Daily and Sunday Express as told 30 years ago through the columns of Private Eye (Lord Drone does not necessarily agree with the sentiments expressed although, from memory, they seem reasonably accurate.)
New readers: The Eye referred to the Express as the Getsworse, the Getsmuchworse, or the Getsevenworse or sometimes even worse than that.
UPDATED 27 JANUARY
25 July 1986
Street of Shame
When an Englishman was sentenced to hang in Malaysia for drug-running, the Getsmuchworse swiftly dispatched ace newshound Norman Luck to cover the pleas for clemency, death-cell agony and grisly end. Unfortunately the grisly end took rather a long time coming.
Worried about the cost of this jaunt, the Getsmuchstingier’s news desk ordered the luckless Luck to return home. While he was in midair, though, it became clear that the editor, “Nick” Lloyd — who had not been told of Luck’s imminent return — wanted him to remain in Kuala Lumpur.
In panic, the news desk decided to keep the return of the prodigal wordsmith secret. As soon as he touched down on home soil he was whisked off to a hideaway and continued filing stories as if he was still in Malaysia.
Thus it was that a series of graphic eyewitness accounts of the days leading up to the hanging which appeared in the Express under the byline “from Norman Luck in Kuala Lumpur” actually came from no further afield than Tunbridge Wells where Luck was holed up in a luxurious flat while involved in discussions of a Malaysian nature.
19 September 1986
Street of Shame
Just as United boss David Stevens removes one source of sleaziness, Roger Boyes, so another pops up. Fleet Street's most repulsive yob Ray Mills, now has a column in the Star.
Eye readers will remember Mills from issue 635, in which his habit of peeing in office wastepaper baskets, to the distress of cleaners, was disclosed. Mills’s new column is the journalistic equivalent of peeing in public.
At the Star he is known to one and all as BIFFO — Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham.
The most recent Mills story involves his teenage son who, trying to please the elderly delinquent, baked him a birthday cake. Mills threw the cake at the lad’s head, shouting: “Are you a queer or something?”
3 October 1986
Street of Shame
When word was brought to dynamic Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie that Pat Phoenix was dead, his reaction was swift. “Get Doris Stokes [a clairvoyant] on the phone,” he screamed at a subordinate. “I want the first interview from the other side.”
A few minutes later the trembling subordinate reported back. La Stokes said that it took some time for for the spirit to move from earthly form. Even with her talents she could not yet make contact with the departed star.
“Well tell her to make it up,” shrieked MacFrenzie.
14 November 1986
“Hindley Freedom Move” screamed the Daily Getsmuchworse on Monday, labelling the story as “exclusive”. Its gullible readers were informed that Myra Hindley was to be sent to an open prison, and there were assorted quotes expressing the appropriate shock horror.
The Home Office denied the story as being untrue, for a very good reason — it was.
Step forward yet again Mr Michael Rocco Ryan who, posing as a prison nurse on escort duty, conned the gullible hacks. They can, however, almost be forgiven — for Rocky has become more sophisticated in the last twelve months. He has a fun-loving female accomplice who leads the hacks into his traps.
28 November 1986
Blood is running in the gutters at the Sunday Express, following the takeover by new Editor Robin Esser and his personally-appointed deputy Brian Hitchen.
Assistant Editor James Kinlay, once touted as the next editor, finishes at the end of the month. Photo editor John Dove has been given his cards and finishes up at the same time. Foreign editor Terry Foley returned from sick leave to be told he was no longer needed and has moved out of his office.
The latest office notice board announcement is the demotion of News Editor Michael Dove to reporter, apparently for his remark in the Poppinjay pub: “Brian Hitchen wouldn’t know a news story if it was shoved up his nose. He’s a beer-bellied idiot.”
“Inspector” Michael Watts has been axed after 27 years on the paper after telling Esser: “You can’t change the character of my column, old boy. I won’t stand for it.”
Travel editor Lewis de Fries has been chopped and now the Esser/Hitchen Punch and Judy act have turned their sights on Features Editor Max “Fuhrer” Davidson because of his continual complaining within the office: “All I get are inane features from Esser’s talentless Yuppie friends and Hitchen’s old drunken American-based cohorts.”
Assistant editor Ted Dickinson has been told to leave because when Esser tried to get back on the Daily Express after the closure of the Evening News he wrote a memo, still on file, reading: “On no account should Esser be given a job. He’s a total incompetent.”
Assistant editor Henry Macrory has been demoted to News Editor and one of his deputies, Ted Gartell, leaves at the end of November after being axed. Political editor Keith Renshaw has volunteered for early retirement at Christmas.
So of all departmental heads, that leaves just Diary Editor Lady Olga Maitland. The terrible duo backed off at the last minute when she befriended and started lunching with Lady Stevens, wife of Express supremo Sir David Stevens. Now she’s organising a counter-plot, jabbing her poison pen into the backs of her would-be executioners.
But that has not stopped Punch and Judy from targeting their next victim: the great Sir John Junor himself, who keeps bad-mouthing Esser and Hitchen to his spies still on the Sunday Express.
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The Daily Express, it seems, is still under the impression that its rightful owners are the Beaverbrooks. Lady Beaver has recently taken to ringing the paper’s executives to complain of items she finds “offensive” or “anti-Tory”, to wit one poor hack’s reference to “booze and fags”.
The hack was summoned to Deputy Editor Leith McGrumble’s office and told to empty his desk and collect his cards. As stunned as were his building society and family, the minion duly complied, but first informed the Father of the Chapel. A ruckus ensued between various heads of department and, 24 hours later, the hack was reinstated. Later he was told that he had also been guilty of anti-Tory sentiments and had better keep his nose clean (ie brown) in the future.
Lady Beaverbrook is 94.
Christmas issue
Letters to the Editor
Bloodless…
Sir,
Less blood has flowed on the Sunday Express than you claim. Only one member of the News Desk is leaving the paper, entirely of his own volition. The only change in my own position is that my duties have been expanded.
Yours unanaemically,
HENRY MACRORY
Assistant Editor,
Sunday Express
121 Fleet Street, London
Coo
Sir,
Your piece about me (Eye 651) is wrong in every detail.
I was not demoted from News Editor. I came off the desk in order to write for the new lively Sunday Express. It was entirely my idea and the move was approved by the editor.
Neither have I ever criticised Brian Hitchen in the Poppinjay or anywhere else. The remarks you attributed to me are a complete fabrication.
Your article was untrue and highly defamatory. I thought you had learned your lesson about checking facts after your recent High Court experience.
Kindly publish this letter. I know better than to expect an apology from you.
MICHAEL DOVE
Senior Reporter
Sunday Express
121 Fleet Street, London
THAT’S IT FOR 1986
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Who put the lights out?
NOTHING stopped the Daily Express in 1972, not even the miners’ strike. It was the year of constant power cuts instigated by Prime Minister Edward Heath to cope with the lack of coal to fuel the power stations. And as the clock hit 4.14 on a winter's afternoon the Express news sub-editors slaved away by gaslight. Lord Drone recalls that the gas lamps on the ceiling were still there when the Fleet Street office was vacated in 1989.
Who’s in the picture? We put a few names to faces HERE
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DroneTube
Farewell to Fleet Street
Fleet Street was full of journalists for the first time in many years when the London Press Club held a long lunch to mark the departure of the last newspaper from the Street of Broken Dreams. Watch the YouTube video of the event above and read the Guardian report
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DroneTube Exclusive
Life After The Front Page
This rare and previously largely unseen film, unearthed in the annals of Lord Drone, recalls the grand old days of Fleet Street. It includes interviews with Ann Buchanan, of The Sun and Daily Mirror; Clem Jones, from the Wolverhampton Express; Eric Todd of the Manchester Evening Chronicle and The Guardian; and George Bell and Ted Townshend of the Daily Telegraph.
The film, which was made by students of Goldsmiths College, University of London, in 1999, also includes someone called Alastair McIntyre (who he – Ed?) who addresses the public from the Daily Express offices in Blackfriars.
Runtime is 16 minutes.
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DroneTube Exclusive
The Crusader Years 1900-1990
Only in the Drone: This video was supplied to Express staff in 1990 and is now published on the web for the first time.
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